Deep Fried CNE and a Goat

The CNE, as always, has produced a wondrous assortment of caloric delights. For your information, here is a pie chart illustrating where the 5600 calories I ate came from.

cne calories ex pie chart

And, here are the official scores for the items you’re wondering most about. The pictures are in order from left to right.
Donut hamburger: A+ If you’re going to do it, then do it right and get it with the egg and bacon. Tastes good, worth the calories for a once a year crazy eating fest.
Deep fried coke: C  My guess is they add a little bit of flour to the coke syrup to thicken it up a little. Then, they drizzle it into the hot oil. It doesn’t taste good or bad. It just is. Worth the money? No. Worth saying you ate it? Maybe.
Deep fried Joe Louis: B+  Nice flavour. It’s like eating warm cake out of the oven. It’s tasty but it’s not crazy wow unusual. Still yum.
Deep fried brownie: B+ Like the Joe Louis, also good but nothing OMG crazy. Nice warm cake.
donut hamburger cne exdeep fried coke cne exdeep fried joe louis  cne exdeep fried brownie cne ex
And lastly, here is a picture of me with my new boyfriend. This little guy was not interested in the free food. He just wanted a little bit of love and he weasled his head onto my arm for as long as I would pet him.
boyfriend goat cne ex


2 responses

  1. I’m confused. When KFC unveiled its Double Down monstrosity, I recall your reaction was along the lines of “gross!” The Krispy Kreme donut hamburger seems to me to be in a similar category. Why is your opinion of these two products so different, Annie?

    1. I’m actually a big fan of both. The KFC double down is just a chicken parmesan from any Kelsey’s in disguise. And the donut hamburger is just a win all around. Gross would be eating these for lunch and dinner every day. Waaaaait…. Nope. I could do it.

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