I eat a whole box of Milk Duds. Paula Findlay thinks that means bad milk.
I complain about a long walk to the store. Paula Findlay gets tired after a 12 hour bike race.
I hurt my finger. Paula Findlay ‘manages’ a labral tear on her hip for a year.
I have a collection of rocks. Paula Findlay has a collection of ribbons, trophies, and world championship medals.
I veg on the couch, staring in the direction of the TV, in my underwear. Paula Findlay competes in the Olympics.
I apologize for eating the last of the Skittles. Paula Findlay apologizes for coming last in her event at the Olympics.